"The Strangest Thing Happened To Me!"

Strangely...... I fell head first into my garbage can yesterday. I would have WON $1000's if it were caught on tape. I was emptying the vaccum canister into the garbage can and the tiny lid fell off the canister and dropped to the bottom of the garbage can.
I ever so carefully reached in while standing on my tip toes and then suddenly the wheels on the garbage can started rolling. I began to slide in and before I knew it I was literally inside the smelly garbage can with the lid smacked down on my back. That was one of the most disgusting experiences of my life!! Funny today but yesterday..... not so much. There I was, in my dark garage, head first inside my garbage can. UGH lol! I couldn't stop laughing when I was telling my friend this morning. You know when you just can't quite get the words out because the vision keeps replaying in your head. AHHHH! So funny and SO YUK!